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Sometimes you need a break from the never-ending battle against well armed factions hell bent on your total destruction, and even with a war going on to determine who will assume the throne you should take a moment to stop and savor the snow, and perhaps play a game of who can make a better snow angel.
We all hit a wall sometimes, and our swords need to be replaced by snowballs for a spell so winter won’t seem so stark, and when those sheet white creatures come pouring over the wall you’ll be glad you took time to play in the snow while your head is still attached to your neck.
You don’t need to know how to play throne based games to wear this Winter Is Coming t-shirt by Mike Jacobsen, but it doesn’t hurt to pretend