Don't be shy! Pick up the phone and call the good folks over at
NeatoShop a call at 877-632-8370 (or 1-661-298-1206 if you're outside
of the United States). They power the Fark Store and will be happy to help you.
When you go on a risky camping trip, it might be a good idea to not take your blue cookie-munching buddy. Although, it’s not technically cannibalism if he’s not one of your species. Maybe he could save your life after all.