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When he found out his wife had her face hugged by an alien he didn’t know how to react, but when he discovered that the creature hugged her face in order to lay eggs in her chest he got excited- because that meant she was pregnant!
He didn’t know how the little critters were going to get out of her body without causing her a lot of pain and trauma, but he wanted to be a dad so badly he didn’t care, he was ready to be a single dad if need be!
Celebrate the birth of a sci-fi legend with this She’s Pregnant T-Shirt by Mike Jacobsen