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Dinosaurs used to look all wrinkled and lizardy, with roughly scaled skin and a cold hearted stare, but now that scientists believe dinosaurs are related to birds they’ve lost their giant scaly monster appeal.
Dinosaurs were way cooler before scientists got their hands on them, and now even the most diehard dino fanatic isn’t sure if they’d want to visit a park full of giant fanged chickens after all.
Reclaim that childhood sense of wonder, reject the modern discovery of the avian-saurian connection and keep the dinosaurs from your childhood alive in your heart.
Show your disdain for feathered saurians with this Science Ruined Dinosaurs t-Shirt by Mike Jacobsen