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Did you get hit by one of those pesky bouncing turtle shells? They are hard to keep track of sometimes ...
These cool Super Mario bandages can help give you the one up you deserve after you suffer from a nasty boo boo. These Nintendo Super Mario Bros. Bandages feature Goombas, Bullet Bills or Piranha plants.