Don't be shy! Pick up the phone and call the good folks over at
NeatoShop a call at 877-632-8370 (or 1-661-298-1206 if you're outside
of the United States). They power the Fark Store and will be happy to help you.
Jotting down your bright ideas is even more fun with this new floating (floaty pen). Simply tilt the pen and watch the mustache float!
The float design is printed on both sides and the sturdy acrylic casing is guaranteed not to break or leak. What we do guarantee is that your friends and coworkers will envy your cool Mt. Stachemore Floati Pen!