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T-Shirt So Brave You'll Poop Your Pants A Little
This "I Go Commando" T-shirt is so awesome you won't need to wear any underpants.
Ever wonder why it's called "going commando"? Supposedly, commando missions are so intense that most men will poop their underpants. Obviously, the solution is to go without wearing any (that way, you can't poop in them!)