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Haminal - Conveniently can-shaped animal! Due to the difficulties in processing and canning traditional ham, scientists have bioengineered a smaller, tastier*, and boneless animal that's conveniently can-shaped: Haminal! *Plushy is not edible, nor is it considered tasty by most people, mmkay? Designed by an Indie Artist How did Haminal came to be? One day while sharing stories over a campfire after a full day training in ninjutsu (true story!), Crystal Chesney-Thompson thought that it would be much easier to make canned ham if only there's a small, furry, pink and boneless animal. Then all the ham cannery had to do is pop these animals into the sharp-edged can, removing the fur! Crystal proceeded to draw the ham animal and canning process right there in front of awed spectators, and thus Haminal was born! More Neat Stuff |
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