Don't be shy! Pick up the phone and call the good folks over at
NeatoShop a call at 877-632-8370 (or 1-661-298-1206 if you're outside
of the United States). They power the Fark Store and will be happy to help you.
Come out, little sissy germs, wherever you are. It's payback time!
The Germbo Hand Sanitizer kills 99.99% of germs dead, so use it before you launch an all-out assault on tonight's all-you-can-eat buffet. Plus it's moisturizing with aloe vera - because even macho men love their own tender, smooth skin.