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Critters hate wearing that lamp shade looking cone thingy around their neck when they come home from the vet but the cone is for their own safety, and when they’ve sustained some battle damage and need time for repairs the cone will keep them from chewing on their laser blasted hide.
Still, those cone thingies really make pets want to yell “Don’t look AT ME!”, and no matter how many wars they’ve been through the cone of shame still makes them feel like less of a star and more like exploring their dark side.
Regardless of your pet’s size, whether it’s small and furry or a giant four-legged battle walker, the cone of shame is a look no pet will ever love.
Wearing this Battle Damage t-shirt by Mike Jacobsen is far less embarrassing than wearing a cone of shame!