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Forget the kitchen, now the sweet smell of bacon can waft from ... the bathroom!
That's right, this delightful soap is infused with the sweet perfume of bacon - the handsome bar of soap even has the marbling of your favorite pork product. And just in case somebody can ever be unclear of the concept, it has the words "bacon soap" embossed on top.
With this bacon soap, you can smell like your favorite breakfast, lunch, and dinner item right out of the shower!